1.It Is Written
As a dog returneth to it's vomit
A fool returneth to his folly!
We will reach our goal when we
Have the courage to laugh as we destroy!
If the Chinese march four abreast into the ocean
The line would never end!
More than 70% of all auto owners spend
More than $300 a year on maintenance and repair!
2.Little Thing
It's a tool for every need.
It's nice to have around.
I like to have it near.
It's always getting lost.
It's my favorite little thing
But where can I find it.
3.Wake Up
Wake up, take a piss, drink some coffee,
Smoke a cigarette, get blown,
That a shit, drink more coffee,
Smoke a cigarette, get blown!
Watch T.V., eat something,
Smoke a cigarette, get blown,
Get drunk, fuck someone,
Smoke a cigarette, get blown!
4.Users
Some people want more than they've got.
They'll use power to make you follow.
They'll use money to make us tame.
They'll use sex to keep our interest.
They'll use drugs to control our brains.
To make us want what they want to make us want.
5.Three Headed Puppy
My dog's in heat if it gets fucked
I'll get it blown, deform its pups.
Give her acid, feed her pot,
Put some downers in her slop.
My dog's knocked up and fucked up too,
Instead of water I give her brew.
Her stud was into S＆M,
Tied her in the clothesline for weeks on end.
A few months later the day had come.
I couldn't believe it a three headed pup,
Ate through her skin the ate the other pups.
The A.L.F.'s gonna hate my guts.
Three headed pup in my backyard,
Fights with itself to lick its balls.
Growls at the neighbors, barks at the cops,
Breaks into my house and eats my pot!
Three headed pup with three minds of its own,
Ate through the fence and stated to roam.
Chased the dog catcher down the street,
Tries to kill everything it meets.
My dog was knocked up I fixed her junk,
Gave her ludes deformed her pups.
Now I'm gonna make big bucks,
Cuz my dog gave birth to a three headed pup.
6.Nanny Nanny
Liar, liar pants on fire
Hanging from the telephone wire.
Nanny, nanny, nanny!
Made you look you dirty crook
You stole your mother's pocketbook.
Nanny, nanny, nanny!
7.Tweakin'
Too fast, too slow,
Too blown, tweakin'.
Fucked up, losing it.
Too tired, too hyped,
Too much, tweakin'.
Fucking up, blowing it!
8.Shit Piss Cum
Shit, piss, and cum is what you've done.
Shit, piss, and cum all your life.
Shit, piss, and cum is so much fun.
Shit, piss, and cum in your pants.
Shit, piss, and cum let it run.
Shit, piss, and cum down your leg.
Shit, piss, and cum it's so much fun.
Shit, piss, and cum is what you've done.
Shit, piss, and cum all at once.
You're dead!
9.Ugly As Me
I like girls with tree trunk thighs
And little hairy chest.
I like girls three times my size,
That wear thick woolen vest.
Big chested girls just ain't my kind,
I've got a kink for the crippled, dumb, and blind.
Ugly girls are my cup of tea,
But there ain't no girl as ugly as me!
10.To Nothing
A buck her, a beer there,
People suck it up.
A ride her, a joint there,
It all adds up
A line here, a pill there,
Get all fucked up.
A fuck here, some head there,
It all add up
A body here, a city there,
People, blowing up.
A missile here, a laser there,
It all adds up
A thought here, an idea there,
But never growing up.
A memory here, a dream there,
It all ads up to nothing.
11.Silver Platter
Seem like forever I've been alive.
I'm sick of being tired.
Don't wanna have to work
Wanna live for free.
Give it to me!
I want life on a silver platter.
I can't be bothered.
Don't wanna have to move.
I'll just eat what you bring to me.
Seems like forever I've been dying.
I'm tired of being sick.
I don't want to live
I wanna be set free.
Take it from me!
I had life on a silver platter.
That didn't matter.
Don't wanna have to move.
My shit is all you'll take from me.
12.Who Needs
Who needs love to get drunk and fuck？
I've had enough.
Who needs love when you've got drugs？
You don't.
Who needs love to get it up？
I've had enough.
Who needs love when you can fuck your friends!
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